I Heart Routine

Routine gets a bad rap. As an adjective, it gets paired with “oil change” and “colonoscopy” while its fun, sexy cousin spontaneous gets paired with “road trip” and “combustion”. The dating website eHarmony conducted a study in 2016 and found Continue Reading

Boo!

It’s Halloween. That wonderful holiday that combines all of my least favorite things—candy, the outdoors, fun. Luckily, we’ve divvied up the parenting duties so my husband takes the kids around the neighborhood and I take … oh, you know, scheduling, Continue Reading

How to BOGO

Quick quiz, kids! When am I most likely to think, I am an effin’ genius? A) When I realize I can no longer afford to live in the neighborhood where the Brooklyn brownstone I bought in 2002 is located B) Continue Reading

Lotto dreams

Tuesday’s Mega Millions jackpot stands at a record $1.6 billion dollars. Billion. Despite agreeing with Ambrose Bierce’s contention that lotteries are “a tax on people who are bad at math,” even I’m tempted to buy a ticket or two when Continue Reading

The hat

I’ve had a blog for approximately one week now—not counting the decades in which I was perfecting my “scary-yet-strangely-approachable” tone—and already, so many misconceptions. Scene: Sidewalk in front of elementary school during morning drop-off Me: “It’s starting to smell like Continue Reading